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Tuesday, March 8

Rock&Roll abortions

Had a pretty eventful night last night. I somehow managed to get pregnant and then abort the fetus all within a 3 hour window. It all happened at the Boy Ballz concert. Our favorite band was in town from TO shoutin out to all the hoes in the the hall and making sweaty balls and turning on the crowd. The ballz put on a hillariously sweet show and above any other band I know, these guys can work the smoke box. Next up was the CBC Gangbangs from MTL, they are known for having one of Fubars dudes in it but they should just be known for solid rock and roll. These guys were blasting it out and breaking loose, intense face contorting rock. Their show was so hot I got pregnant. To end the show off all the way from Tokyo the Zoobombs. Japanese rock is one of the most overlooked rocks in the world. The japanese just know how to do everything to the extreme and perfectly overboard, including rock. They just look cool, I want to be in a Japanese fast metal band. The Zoobombs put on a sweet show though, but it had some slow parts but made up for it with wicked tight sonic assaults. I think it was during one of these assaults that I lost the baby. It was worth it though, I willingly trade in that misscariage for an awesome monday night rock fest.
Beaver Ballz out

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So tell me......this recent pregnacy/miscariage must have a direct correlation to the Canada day that we spent in Hartford, CT when Mike Gordon's "underwater" base line was so sick that you leaned over to me and said "That base line is so sweet, that it just made me a woman right now!"
Correct me if I'm mistaken.....

8:18 AM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

Well undoubtedly there is a correlation between the two but I cannot seem to find the correlation between this and the milky secretions emitting from my breasts.

9:41 AM

 

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