This is personal so dont read it if you get grossed out
Its weird. Im possibly living the worst lifestyle of my life considering booze, food and sleep but for the first time in my life I have normal number twos. I eat well enough now but I only eat one or two meals a day out of apathy but I dont go my usual 3 times a week. Its almost every morning like clock work. I dont like that. Its weird.
Side note, as I write this there is some weird kid about 23 doing cartwheels up and down the sidewalk. He was stretching earlier but he still sucks at them. I could do a better one in less than two tries. Some people just werent blessed with the gymnastical abilities that G-O-D granted me. Thanks jesus.
posted by Tuckshow at 2:46 PM
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i'm pretty regular now too since making sure i've had my 5-10 serving of fruits and vegetables per day. interesting isn't it... i start thinking like a scientist wanting to conduct regular diet experiments measuring mood and number two's. the body is an interesting thing.
you should show the cartwheeler off. show him that you can do two perfect cartwheels for his every ass-sucking ONE. then video tape the ordeal and send it to us ;)
9:03 PM
I am hit with a need to sit down 'for a couple of pages' right after coffee. I think that wonderful drug is the answer to all bowel woes. and the other thing i think helps loads, is beer.
which in my opinion is the perfect justification for drinking beer in the mornings(instead of coffee). long live beer and coffee.
T
9:45 AM
That would be a great idea. Internet videos like that entertain throngs of people everyday. I dont have a video camera though and if I did I would spend every free second working on our bike video. I might just go throw sticks at the guy instead. That would show him up pretty good. Fool...
Whats new in London?
9:45 AM
Tyler, you need to start drinking Molson. Its perfect for you. Its coffee and beer in a mariage of taste. Your #2s will flow wonderfully under its influence.
9:47 AM
Internet videos would be wonderful... let me know if you ever get started on those. I'd make a documentary on london sluts and dumb jocks but I'm afraid it wouldn't make me much money. I'm also afraid that dedicating it to the 1% population of people I belong to might be terribly boring as it's mostly drinking, riding, bocce, and discussing the impossible (sometimes time machines and transporters).
11:44 PM
PP, You should definitely make a video of London sluts and jocks. Ill put it up on the internet for you and Ill put a link to it from our soon to come bike gang site (which is going to have an awesome video)
Do you play bocce? I love that game. Its one of the best drinking sports ever.
11:48 AM
Bocce? Hell ya! My friend c and I play quite often. We're usually kicking everyone else's asses. I bet you'd be some good competition by the sounds of things.
Actually... as strange as it might seem, we have a bike gang here as well. It's not really about speed and tricks... it's more about numbers and blocking cars. Oh, and a little bit of drunken late night fun which later leads to police dog attacks. I even have handle bars with skulls and cross bones.
About the movie, my friends and I were planning one for Halloween. All the sluts seem to come out of the woodworking. Even people you didn't think were sluts, transform into punk sluts, or nun sluts, you get the picture. We want to make it into a horror movie. a really cheesy one at that. I'll let you know how it goes!
2:38 PM
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