A sure sign...

A sure sign that you like lard flavored popsicles too much is if you are so obese that you come into our store and have to sit down the whole time while people bring you purses to look at. I am sure she just wanted the one that could hold the most candy. Im glad I didnt serve her (not just out of fear of being eaten), I know its the service industry but we are not there to wait hand and foot on lazies. There is the internet for that kind of service.

I had a Eurotrash lady today who has me follow her around as she explained to me for 30 minutes how every product we looked at was inferior to european products. I guess they have funtion and style mastered. Too bad they haven't mastered not being anoying jackass hell mongers yet.