R-E-T-A

There is a reason that retail and retarded both start with r-e-t-a, you need to be retarded to work any amount of time at retail. Its painfully boring and unchallenging to the point that four year old children could gainfully be employed by all retailers. I have worked brainless jobs before where you can shut off the mental switch but at most of those at least the work is solitary and there are no dork conversations. With retail I am forced to talk to people I dont want to talk to and I have to be nice to them even. I am not going to take any shit from any jackasses though. If anyone pushes my buttons dont expect any 'customer is always right' philosophy, more of the customer is a knobjob and I will inform him of this philosophy. That would be the only bonus of working a job that you don't care about in the least or need in any way. I work again today from 3-9. That is another good thing. I could get real drunk the night before a shift like that, still be able to sleep in, and still be able to go out after my shift tonight. Too bad retail only pays shit so I can only afford 2.5 beers a week (or 4 low carb beers).

Watched Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train last night. Its quite a good film with many memorable scenes. Its well worth watching and much better than its modern day immitator (is 1987 still modern?)- Throw Mama From the Train. Just be wary from now on of anyone who fills you with drink and tries to film your stunts.