Life is fun

Life is so fun. I enjoy myself all the time. I have a lot of fun going for interviews and never hearing back from them, even on fridays when they are supposed to call. I also have lots of fun yelling at hearing impared people who come into the store and want me to talk into their faces slowly. It makes me so happy to get 25 cent raises (I now make $9/hr). I love hearing people tell me that thats not too bad. I get no greater satisfaction than having an old lady vent on me about how things are too expensive today.
Life is made of small wonders and its all these little things that make it fun.

Jesus, I cant remember the last time I had real fun.

I am making new t-shirts. They are going to say "I club aborted fetuses" but the 'club' will be the club sign from the deck of cards. I think I could make some money off of that. I would donate all the money to aborted fetuses research funds obviously because I already make enough money to live comfortably and there is no reason to live beyond one's means.

So a guy pulls up in a ferrari today and brings us this wrecked piece of shit suitcase and wants it fixed. What kind of loser drives a ferrari (red/convertible) and buys shit luggage and then wants to get it fixed. I asked him how much his pec implants cost but he couldnt answer because he was still waiting for his Botox to dry.

My neighbors cat has aids. I guess cats can get aids.