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Monday, August 8

RIP Jennings

As all Mount Allison grads know Peter Jennings had a lot to teach all of us, even in death he has one more lesson to teach. A moral lesson can be learnt from a death like his from lung cancer. Unless you want to die of lung cancer you had better not denounce your canadian citizenship in lieu of that of an american one. Jesus will strike all disconpatrioticness with an incurable infliction such as this one. Jesus hates nation changers.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I could read 'Jesus hates' in reference to more things.
T

9:26 AM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

You want more 'Jesus hates', you got it. Jesus hates people who dont reference him enough. Especially sissys. Jesus hates sissys.

10:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus must really hate the mormons i ran into at lunch then, the kept talking about the 'new' profit, some looser in Salt Lake city, and werent talkin' any jesus at all.

I wanna meet this profit guy, or possibly arrange for him to be car-doored while biking down the salt lake city streets.

The other thing i thought was pretty funny i only noticed today is how the mormons call eachother 'Elders'. These god-mongrels were 18 tops, and there is no way I am calling any 18year old a Elder. I told them that but they didnt like it.

Have you noticed they travel in pairs often? that means that the shy one is the dumb one, for future reference, always ask the dumb one the questions. Like "when you have several wives, do you all get into crazy christian love orgies"
T
I take it all back, i like mormons, so much so actually I told them to come back later in the day and talk to bryan, that godless heathen.

4:30 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are all sick...you don't know why mormons travel in two's...don't you ever get lonely or need someone to hold you....REMEMBER THE CAPTAIN RULES

6:42 PM

 
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7:35 PM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

Hey Jerk faced looser putting ads for shit here. Go away, I think there is a special bus waiting for you in London.

T- what are you doing hanging out with Mormons. Are you questioning are unitarian values, the ones that let us do and believe anything and still be allowed to be religious? I hope not. Brian should become a mormon though.

Jackson are you lonely, do you miss cuddling with the Captain in the Sunday River bunk beds

12:12 PM

 
Blogger Peony Pusher said...

london has too many jerk faced losers. let him go to kitchener/waterloo.

8:03 PM

 

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