In-Store prize draw

We missed the gay pride parade tonight. I didnt get my yearly quota as assless chaps and boys with boobs. Im not sure what I am going to do about this yet.

Some people in Yukon claim to have seen a sasquatch and collected hair of his that they found after he ran past a house. It is being ananlyzed as we speak and we should have the results soon.

Karla Homolka has been "spotted" in so many locations around town that she has surpased Celine Dion in speculated Quebec sightings.

We drew for the free luggage set at work the other day and nobody I knew won. I spent my free time filling in friend's names so they had a good chance. It was some nobody who won but there were heaps of ballots, lots more double ballots than I would have thunk and one from Cindy Crawford. Pretty cool, I didnt know she lived in Texas though.