Nylon encased testicals

Well our little Alexander has done it again. Quebecs second biggest star struck gold yesterday in the 3M springboard in front of his hometown crowd at the World Aquatic championships. Good for Alexander Despatie for not chocking but get this. Mr McDonalds is so engrossed in the young hearthrob's sponsorship deal that his loving and supporting parents who would obviously be nabbing ample tv time during the dive coverage were decked out in McD garb. His dad was in a bright red (almost nuclear red) t-shirt with a full frontal golden arches. I find it hilarious that the eaterie would provide funding for this guys folks to wear their clothes. Im not saying I wouldnt do it. I would sell out for anything right about now, I would even sell Hitler brand baby food, but its funny to see such blatant 'subtle' advertising.

Now if all the other canadian swimatheletes can choke our championships will be a success.