HiceKream
I had a nice day off today so in order to take full advantage of it I slept way in to make sure I was rested. Than I made sure I had a great breakfast to start things off even more right. That breakfast was at a great ice cream place. I went with Conor and his new girlfriend, she is pretty cool except for being Scotish. She is a maternal twin, not the hot kind though, the kind that has twin brother. Thats unfortunate. Nice day though just hanging around in the park trying to hit squirels with things.
posted by Tuckshow at 7:48 PM
5 Comments:
I hate squirels. They are just like rats, except with furry tales.
11:57 PM
i like rats better than squirrels... at least rats are afraid of people. i've had numerous squirrel apartment break ins. does that make it legal for me to kill them?
1:08 AM
from what i understand you need a small game license to hunt squirrel, and i have been told that they taste great.(no joke, someone told me that once. guess that is what getting lost in the woods for 3 days gets ya.)
But come one guys, there is enough hate in the world to spread some of it around to the rats.
and here is my new website i made in 5minutes this morning:
http://www.sr.se/P1/src/sing/index.htm?key=TIARL9WF#
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9:51 AM
Tyler, are you just cruising the web all day at 'work' finding these cool sites. If so keep it up.
My dad used to take my bb gun and shoot squirels in our garage because they would eat all of my moms cookies. Its a fond childhood memory. It took more than one shot to take em down but we never ate them.
10:51 AM
okay, okay, i hate rats too.
my old roommate shiraz used to have a pet rat. it's name was basil but i called it chunk due to its enormous body mass. anyway, he used to let chunk roam around free in his bedroom. it made a home in shiraz's sock drawer and then died one day. shiraz wanted to give it a proper burial in our apartment's back garden. shiraz being a lazy man and it being a really wet spring, i found an old shoebox next to our dishwasher one day tucked closely against the wall as if it were hidden on purpose. i should have known better but i opened the box and sure enough, three weeks after his death, there was chunk staring up at me with his dirty teeth and sharp nails.
i threw him into the garbage and took him out to the curb in a large green garbage bag. shiraz turned mad at me for not allowing him to have a proper burial and i at him for keeping a dirty stinking dead rat in my apartment for three weeks.
yes... i hate rats.
7:06 PM
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