A word of warning
I do not believe that I supplied ample warning in a previous entry (july 24th) when I spoke of match lighting off the front of the teeth. In an booze riddled attempt the other night to light two matches simultaneously off my teeth I managed to light one but in the process burnt my lip for the first time ever. It has blistered slightly and as such I think this is now sufficient warning of the dangers involved with teeth match lighting. I do not want to deter anyone from attempting awesome feats such as this one, I just feel obligated to supply the adequate information of the dangers involved.
posted by Tuckshow at 11:32 AM
6 Comments:
this trick with the matches didn't really sound risky enough for my taste when you wrote about it the first time. but now with it being labelled as dangerous... i'm trying it for sure!!!
are dental caps fire resistant??
7:38 PM
Forgive me for a topic change, but I also feel that some backtracking is needed. I have found qualitative proof that 2 wrongs do make a right.
The story begins in my living room, with my roommate Bryan watching some useless TV. He then receives a phone call from Rogers, trying to sell him a cell phone. Once I figured out it was a telemarketer for cell phones we started giving him a hard time, telling him how I am "considering faking my own death" to get out of a contract with Telus. He wasn’t taking the hint. But just in time....
The door bell rang, I look outside and then decide that Bryan should answer the door and I offer to take the telemarketer burden off his shoulders so he can answer the door.
Little does Bryan know that the Mormons I sent to talk with him because of his 'godless-ness' and 'deep depression' have finally showed up. he sees them and turns around but too late, they have him in their religious clutches. He does however find a way to escape back into the living room and then it hits us. 2 wrongs might equal 1 right.
I walk to the door with the phone, the Mormons recognize me, but instead of talking to them I just pass the phone to one of the (18year old)elders. "It is for you." The Mormon looks confused but takes the phone, says no thanks about 3 times and then passes the phone back to me and they leave, without another word. I check the phone and the telemarketer has hung up too. We laughed lots.
I couldn’t ask for more out of life after this. The evils of Capitalism and Religion cancelled each other out.
once again sorry for the long post but since i have no blog of my own then the Tuckshow will have to bear the burnden of this story. May God and Rogers bless your souls.
T
9:47 AM
Tyler, anytime you have a story so thrilling as that dont hesitate in sharing it here. This space is almost not worthy enough to have gold like that in it. I wish I was there, not really because both those things make me uncomfortable but hilarious story.
10:10 AM
Just had two jehovah's witnesses wake me up this morning. The difference being, I chose to deal with them with an air of civility and compasion, guess that's the difference between you and I.
conor
11:51 AM
Oh, I forgot to mention that two (yes that's right, two not one) issues of "awaken" were my reward. Just goes to show, give some people some respect and you will be rewarded with illuminating, interesting publications that shed light on what is missing in ones life... that being an explanation to why the tsunami hit asia, apparently they don't worship jehovah over there.
c-note.
11:58 AM
Conor, I have been putting a lot of thought into this lately and I think its high time you start up a cult. I of course would be your right hand man and as such have all the leftover women to be my wives. It would be a lot of fun and just think of the tax breaks. Can I have the second copy of Awakenings.
Who would win in a Kickboxking fight between Jesus and Jehovah if Jesus had one hand tied behind his back (doesnt matter which, he is ambidextrous).
12:30 PM
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