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Tuesday, September 13

Good news for people who like bad news

Well the good ol world hating tuckshow is back. Its not my fault just everything sucks again. I worked a free shift at work on Sunday, that is a free shift after I lost my check after going to the bank and finding no bank envelopes. Im glad I pay those billionaire bank bastards 6 bucks a month for their jack shit service of ripping me off and not even providing enough bank envelopes to last the weekend for Christ sake. Envelopes cost like half a penny cheap assed commie loving babie killers. I am going to suggest to those bastards that I start paying them ten dollars a month to rape me.
At least it was nice going back to the office where my presence was not even missed, only my boss asked me how my vacation was and nobody else even knew I was away. Its good to feel loved. I am going to focus all my hate into constructing things though. Not bombs but things....

Went out for Afghani food last night for the first time. Awesome grub..

Best things about Afghanistan.
1. All things Rambo III
2. The food, so tasty and lambaliscious
3. Playing hide and go seek in the caves of Tora Bora
4. Enjoying a jovial game of buzkashi with a sheep carcas
5. You can nickname all your neighbors Stan

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know you can get tired of comments from folks you don't know but I really like you work.

Mine's at ife insurance but it's not as good as your's

9:37 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I missed you Tuck and noticed you were gone.

AJ

2:19 PM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

Thanks for noticing I was gone Leash, its nice to hear that. We should chat soon.

6:56 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I took a quick(actually long and indept) look at ife insurance and wow, what a great friggin site. I mean that blog has changed my life, Tucker, its all your fault. Email ya re:piano later tonight.
T

9:49 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and on the topic of your post "A furry feeling" All i can say buddy is you seem to have a serious lack of booze and dump trucks in your life. you know if you went on vacation up there nobody would miss you, but that would be because your coworkers were all drunk at work.

9:57 AM

 

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