Hold your horses

"Screw off, dont shoot me." Conor said right before I shot him with a plastic bullet bb gun. I knew it wouldnt hurt him because I just shot myself in the foot, when JP complained that we should stop I shot him in the ribs to prove it didnt hurt. Several minutes later we all gathered in the kitchen for a barn burning dance session. Even Erock was givin it. This was Saturday at ten, this was after some tasty Vodka cocktails. This was either the start or the end of a very fun night, Im still not sure.

The weekend was a fun one all things considering i.e. my bike is still out of commission, Mike is still coaching his brother on how to write essays (his brother is older than I) and Kate working. Conor is all batty because of the intense studying so putting a beer in his hands is funner than usual. We ended up having so much fun that two girls beat us at fooseball at the bar by a misreable score of 8-2. Under normal situations we would have crushed them, not just because they are girls but because we are good at fooseball. I still dont know why being drunk makes me a bad fooseball player. I concentrate so much and I still suck. I guess I need to practice more when Im drinking. It must be like drunk driving, the more you do it the better you are at it.

I finally figured out whats going on in Israel. Here is a resume for all those still in the dark and who want to catch up. Well last month there was a friendly international soccer game betwen Israel and Palestinia. The president of Palestinia bet the governer of Israel that his countrie's team would win. The Israeli governer was confident that his team would win so instead of betting on the usual harem of virgins they bet on the Gazza strip. (The Gazza strip was good bartering tender because it was named after England soccer legend Paul "Gazza" Gascoin in 1990 after he cried getting a yellowcard in the quarterfinals of the world cup. The then Isreali governer was so captivated by Gazza that he named a piece of land after him. It was formerly known as The Golden Strip). The game was held in the capital of Isreal, Bethlem, the birthplace of Jesus would assure that the game was fair, and it was. Palestinia won a fair game, in an upset the went home victorious 2-1 with an amazing last minute goal by Stan Geldoff (It was a header). With this victory Israel had to leave the Gazza strip which now becomes part of Palestinia. Recent rumors on Al Jazeera Tv are saying that the Gazza strip may be renamed the Geldoff Strip in honor of Stan's late game heroics.