Days in a Daze

Do you want to know how to have a confusing day? First wake up at 7 caughing so much you cant sleep. Make Neo Citran™+ and drink Buckleys. Pass out again and get woken up and hour later startled by your alarm. Drink lots of coffee to do battle with the sleep agents. Get on the metro and wear dark sunglasses and listen to electronipop really loud. leading to trance like stares then stare at a computer screen all day from a foot away reading and manipulating text. This I guarantee will leave you feeling like smoke: living, breating, semi-conscious smoke.

+NeoCitran, what gives? Neo= Greek, from neos, new. See newo- in Indo-European Roots. What is new about Citran. Its just hot lemon-aid with drugs. My mom took Neo Citran out of the cabinet when I was in high school because I liked drinking it so much. This is off their site:

WARNINGS
THIS PACKAGE CONTAINS ENOUGH DRUG TO SERIOUSLY HARM A CHILD. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. DO NOT EXCEED RECOMMENDED DOSAGE.

PRECAUTIONS: Do not drive or operate machinery while taking this product.
This product contains sugar and is not recommended for diabetics.
Individuals with high blood pressure, diabetes, glaucoma, heart, liver, thyroid, lung diseases including asthma, difficulty in urination due to the enlargement of the prostate gland, the elderly, pregnant women and nursing mothers, or persons on other medications, should take only as directed by a physician.

A physician or a pharmacist should be consulted prior to taking this medication in case of allergy to acetaminophen, chronic alcoholism, serious kidney or liver disease and/or intake of other medications containing acetaminophen and salicylates.

Avoid alcoholic beverages while taking this product.

What is pretty funny with this is if you iis if you type in Neo Citron with an "O" into google and the first couple thousand entries are all blog entries...