Yipee

My prayers to Allah have finally been answered. The montreal Canadians have acquired the key component to bringing the cup back to the hockey holly land. Its not a star forward or a rugged defenceman. Its the action packed, flip on his back, hes high on the smack, Youpie. The former Expo is now a Hab and I must see the habitants jersey suits him well. Whoever said orange and red clashed.

I was just asking Kate about Youpie the other day, I was hoping he was okay and not taking the loss of the Expos too badly. There are a number of ex-mascots that hang out in the alley a few streets away and every week I walked by hoping not to see Youpie huffing gas with the Nordique and the Grizzly from Vancouver. Now I can rest assured he wont be found there. Now I can find my favorite mascott snorting coke off hookers boobs at Super Sex. See you there Youpie.