Golden Props

Mad props go out to Goldbach this week. He has quit smoking for several months now. We all secretly doubted he could because he looks so cool smoking and for him giving up smoking is like giving up women because he looks so cool when he smokes that he gets heaps of women just through smoking and now he only smokes small russian cigars and women think its kind of pretensious and even though he has a girlfriend they arent still likely to be all over a guy smokng small russian cigars because he doesnt look half as cool smoking those compared to sexy cigarettes.

So congrats to Goldbach for giving up loose woman with vague senses of whats attractive.