Start eating

I feel like crap. I fell so bloated I am going to die. I ate 14 chicken fingers today. I have been eating as many as I can lately because soon there wont be any. People are kiling all the chickens in the world effectively robbing me of my chicken fingers. Also in eating as many chicken fingers as I can I am providing my body with all the antibodies it needs to fight off the avian flue virus. Couple this with the 20 or so chewable vitamin Cs I am eating a day that virus will bounce off me. I could probably have unprotected bum sex with Robert Downed Jr and not get HIV I will be so pumped up with virus killers. I am strong.