No thanks-giving

Is it some kind of unwritten rule that something uncomfortable has to dominate thanksgiving to the extend that its not really a holiday to look forward too anymore since the disbanding of the Tansfield Ball Hockey Turkey Bowl cup tournament. I think ball hockey is what held it together, otherwise some weird family member will be present, unexpectedly with a new child or something or a new wife when you didnt even know he got rid of the last (could have even murdered them and spent 4 years in jail for all you know about him). Yesterday's wasnt that bad but it wasnt relaxing to say the least. Racist views accompanied the presence of a St. Bernard and a Great Dane. One of which constantly sniffed/liked the others crotch while the other on his turn fell into the green pool. The little stranger's baby was there, the francophone quoted stuff in Irish where his roots were from while Kate's parent from Ireland, genuine accents intact, stood feet away. I love the real 9th generation Irish of the Americas. The food was all great, started with a nice pagan blessing (that's classy for Witch) that included stuff like For the white skies drumming the beats of our hearts we give thanks. The funny thing is there was no giving thanks to the only thing you have to thank, the chefs and the full day of work they put into the 15 minute meal. Post meal discussions focused mainly on what the racist americans there viewed as canadian's misguidance of pronunciation and believe it or not some pro-Bush talk. I could have taken all this had there been ample wine, but I had one glass and one beer. I have learnt a vital lesson though, from now on every thanksgiving that I am not playing ball hockey I will have a flask hidden on my crocheted sweater or I will stay home sick, or I will just argue all night with lies and hyperbolies and obvious moronic statements until my face turns blue and my future invitations are permanently retracted.

Dont ever play golf, ever, you sadist sons of bitches. Golf is Jesus' invention to punish Satan for inventing porn.