Portuguese Lingerie

I cleared some definite ground today at my portuguese corner store. I have been putting in some serious face time recently in hopes of attaining friendly cold cut deals. I think they have local portuguese prices, friendly prices and normal prices. I have been goig there for most of my grocery needs and the meat counter guys and the cash boy know me. I am trying to figure out the best language of discouse seeing as how I dont speak portuguese but its tricky because even though they are all trilingual they speak different langues between each other in different patters so french or english with them is not clear. But, as I was saying, I made some serious progress today when I came upon the cash boy and the delivery boy in an arm wrestling match at the cash, I declined to go through until they finished the match (the older boy won, his favorite soccer player is Luis Figo ((he always wears his jersey))). The got a good kick out of that and then the dude gave me a deal on my special beer (Labatt Porter-$11), he only charged me as if it was normal beer (Molson Ex-$8). Nice.

In other news another mother wanted me to steal her away from ordinary today. She made eyes at me, changed with the curtain open in front of me and opened up her blouse for me to read the shirts tag that was attached to the front pocket. She also asked me if her shirt was too transparent. Not if seeing her old boobs in a black bra is what she was going. My boss told me later that she asked at the cash about me, was I jewish or not. My boss said that is the best compliment a jewish lady could give to me. I said the best compliment she could give to me was not to show me her old lady boobs. Im a big boob fan but I have my limits.

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