Im still pissed as hell
This tune is to be sung to any Hank William Sr. tune. Dont sing it mom, its got a lot of swear words and plenty or angry
Bike Stealing Knob Job
Taking a walk this Indian summer
but Life's pretty shitty, man its a bummer
Since I have to be walking
Some theif I be stalking
Some fuckhead stole my bike
The comie pinko kike
If I find the son of a bitch Ill give him a boot sandwitch
Then Ill feed my elbow to the mouth of his ugly bitch
The bike gang has been disbanded
My lifes gone to shit, its all underhanded
my cats now dead, living in heaven
You cant replace a stolen cat from a Seven Elevan
I cant no longer take my bike to work
I ride the subteranium suicide shell
Dick head bike stealer is such a jerk
Ill rape his soul and send it to hell
My scanner broke down
No worries I make so much money I can afford to throw more down
Piss panted looser beware even though Im loosing my hair
Ill beat his face it like Romeo Delare
He left my cut lock on a tree
No bike, no scanner, no cat, fuck lifes shitty
I think I found a new bike to use though. The same people who 'gave' Kate her cat have 'left' a bike for me to borrow. Its orange and pretty sweet, just needs a new derailer. The last time I put a new derailer on a bike it all went to hell though...
Thanks Jesus for giving lots of problems... thats what Im saying this weekend unless Jesus hooks me up with some new gear.
posted by Tuckshow at 12:49 PM
4 Comments:
i really like your blog and have been reading it for awhile now...my favourite is the spider attack story. However that said i have one comment that i hope you will take as constructive criticism, loser has only one "o" and losing has one "o" as well. I know its annoying of me to point this out but i just had to because i'm OCD like that.
K bye bye
6:00 PM
spelling and grammar are subject to artistic license. rules only inhibit. except in foosball, cause spinners aren't artistic at all.
10:59 PM
Well said Lane about artistry and the such. You came up in coversation last night where we compared you to Conor and Mike's newest temporary roomate. You kind of one by a landslide even though you are a secret spinner.
As for Looser vs Loser. I use Looser because when I am writting it I am saying it in my head like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons might. Usually when I write I am pissed off too so my spelling is the last of my concerns. Im more into spreading the hate at those times.
10:22 AM
besides... i kinda like the errors. it makes it less difficult for me to write when i'm spreading the hate messages.
i don't much care for perfect people. i hope there's more to our anonymous' OCD than an obsession with the Englsih language. what about car rides or shopping malls?
7:18 PM
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