Three things I've learnt

I had somewhat of an educational weekend. Being the scholarly type that I am I always encourage extra learning so Im happy. The first thing I learnt is that University sporting events are good bars. Went to watch a UdeM soccer game against UQUAM and they were playing rock tunes over the intercome and they had beer for sale for 3.75 and the same price for Bailey's and Coffee/Hot Choc. What an awesome idea to seel booze at university sporting events. Lots of university babes around too so it was like a big outdoor bar without dancing and with lots of big screen soccer.
The second thing I learnt is that bikes learn to drive themselves. If you somehow drink enough to black out your bike will take care of you and get you home. They are like horses in that they know the route home if you dont. They dont know to lock themselves up though so you have to remember to lock them if nothing else.
The third thing I learnt is that parties without girls are kind of lame sausage fests. Even if you are in a happy and committed relationship and not after scoring babes or even talking to them, if you are at a party with a ratio of girls to boys of 1/10 you might not have a good time.

I hope my learning have enlightened you.