Triumph Professional Care 9000

The time has come for the people to take arms against advertising and consumerism. Oral b has put out a toothbrush with a microprocessor. If the The Oral-B Triumph Professional Care 9000 can be sold to anybody than that person needs to be shot immediately for an overdose of stupidity (and for spending $179.99 (Cdn. list) on what can be bought for $3). If we allow companies to produce and market such unessential and obviously unefective products than whoever is stupid enough to purchase them should be killed without delay for wasting the worlds resources. I do not mean wasting the material and energy put into the Triumph but more of the food, air and water said moron is consuming on a daily basis when these would be better off given to an amobea with more brainpower than them. Just listen to the products description for more proof of the absurdity of today's consumerism.

An electric toothbrush that's stuffed with microprocessors that tell you how long to brush or polish your teeth with its redesigned brushheads.

Bring your guns to the pharmacy and shoot anybody who buys this piece of shit.