Fng hump day

Well as we all know Wednesday/Thursday is the poor man's weekend because we have to week the damn weekend. So I like to make a nice breakfast and read the paper and pretend its sunday. Have you even taken the eggs out of the fridge to make breakfast and have the whole case flip onto the floor and not be able to even get pissed and yell because you did that last week when the moron Provigo people didnt give you your student discount even after you showed them your card and they said they would and when you get home its only then when you discover it and in doing so you knock over the bag of cookies, the only thing you were looking forward to eating, onto the floor and they were open so they went everywhere and you chuck the bread accross the kitchen because it was in your hands and start cursing every mother procreating son of a bitch moron in the world in a high voice in doing so scaring your girlfriend so this time when the eggs fall and there goes your breakfast and its not even your day off because you are actually working this whole poor man's weekend because when you get to be too poor you work 7 days a week? Yeah, that sucks when it happens.