Hetrohomosapiano

Have you ever heard a homosexual describe a metrosexual? Its pretty funny because neither has a clue what the other is all about anyway. "A metrosexual is a man who takes care of himself" hunhh? Anyway there is a gay guy who is new at the store and he is from buttfuck nowhere Quebec (no pun not intended). He is alright but he is the first gay guy to ever make me think he thinks Im cute. He just moved to the big city and is pumped to experience everything he can. He has been hittin on all the men who come into the store and he has even gotten two sets of digits. Thats all good and fine but yesterday and big burly man with two earings in each ear came in with his "friend" and he was wearing a coat that had Bear written on the back of it. No problem with that. But the new guy didnt want to serve them. What gives? This guy is annoying and the problem is if you tell a gay guy he is annoying he will 1. cry 2. call you a homophobe

I dont get it,