88 layers of bullshit

It is a widely misknown fact that the center of the earth is not made of magma but rather of bullshit. Our planet is 97% bullshit: carbon, oxygen and hydrogen comprising the other 3%. This becomes very apparent when going to the bank and dealing with governmental bureaucracies. The bank first of all is total bullshit. You need them now to get paid by most companies and then they ask you to hold down your wife while they chop off her head and violate her dead corpse. How can the bank charge $28 for 50 cheques that they will make even more money off of later. Then when you ask them why they cant justify it they just say its because they have to be expidited and they when you ask them to just normally process yours they cant do that, they have to be expidited. Then they offer you the cheaper deal for $25 and then cant find that deal because they are incompetent but their CEO is making 6,733,903 (Gordon Nixon, 2004). Fuck you Royal Bank you ass raping bandits. Stop sending me pre-approved credit line applications in the mail and you could probably reduce my rediculous service fee every month. Who ever heard of paying people to use your money so they can become ridiculously rich.

Then you wade through even more bullshit, but a more rank and AIDS infested type when you go to register to vote. The power tripping loosers to be found there is insane. I almost suffocated do to all the hot air being shot out of all the post-McGill political science grads hanging around and telling old people how awesome and powerful they are. It was funny one kid got mad at another kid because he didnt go through the proper voting process with a 112 yeal old man because he was too weak to walk around the desk to sign something and instead did it sitting down and then the one kid said to the other kid " Sir could you please come here for a minute" and then slammed the door and talked all powerful to him and sent him out and the kid was all shaking his less powerful head when he left with the old man. I voted and left but when I got home I had to take a shower and burn my clothes because I smelt like bullshit. Needless to say it was an awesome day discovery the core of our earth.