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Wednesday, January 4

The non bedroom magic bullet

So the wickedest thing ever in the kitchen other than chocolat in sauce form is the Magic Bullet. It makes nearly anything, salsas to sandwich spreads, in seconds. Microwave friendly, stainless steel blades and various color coded drink covers for girl drink parties all are part of this unique package that also includes a juicer, which I have yet to try. What more can you ask for in a kitchen appliance other than sexual favor (which can be supplied by its sister the other magic bullet (http://sex-toys.lovedreamer.com/Rabbit-Vibes-Bullet-Vibe-silver-Ultra-Lube-oz-360700996.html).

I will be supplying and gathering recipes in the comment section of this blog to share with other bullet owners. I also encourage people to contribute their own recipes or guesses at what might be a tasty treat even if they dont own a bullet. Here is the first recipe but dont forget to check regularly for new updates....

Bananarama sandwichama
-big spoonful of Peanut butter
-big spoonful of cream cheese
-small spoonful of honey
-some raisins

Bulleterize all this and put on a nice bread

2 Comments:

Blogger Tuckshow said...

Gringo Guacamole Gharib

-two ripe avocadoes
-half a tomatoe
-half a clove of garlic
-one green onion
-2 thick slices of cucumber
-cumin
-sugar
-lime juice

put it all in the Bullet and mash it up for 10 seconds. Its awesome on flat breads or with nachos.

1:23 PM

 
Blogger Tuckshow said...

Poopey Smoothey Cream

-small can of peaches and pears
-bannana
-half and apple
-two scoops of ice cream
-frozen fruit

Bulletemerize for 10 seconds and enjoy

9:53 AM

 

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