Holiday sleep over tips

Im going to have a sleep over at Kate's parents house for 4 nights before we go to Moncton for Christmas so I have some holiday sleep over tips for all of you

1. dont eat at all, eating makes you poop and pooping at other people's houses is awkward
2. have lots of pillow fights with your girlfriends sisters, they like to see you bonding and being at ease with their family in their pyjamas
3. drink a lot so you become impotent, if you are not impotent there are way too many odd obstacles that may arise
4. try to sleep 14hrs a day, the more you sleep the less embarassing you will be
5. dont ever go to the bathroom, you might walk in on somebody, instead find a mall nearby and use their facilities
6. get your friends who are girls to call you alot while you are there so that her family will know that you are special and that people like you
7. dont change the channel when her mom is watching dumb programs, instead just make condescending remarks under your breath, nobody likes a control freak but everybody loves a comedian
8. flirt with her mom, give her dads lots of hugs
9. try not to hit your girlfriend in front of the family, having an obediant wife is important but until the marriage she is still their daughter
10. dont poop