Cleaning up my act
Im not gay. I love boobies and my pants dont feel weird in the boys locker room but Im a little embarassed about a recent developement. We ran out of soap so for two days I just didnt use soap in the shower and on the third day I thought it time to react so I looked around all the orange and pink bottles littering the shower and eventually found asmall container of body soap. I remebered from tv that you are suposed to use a scrounchy pad thing to get the lather so I tried it. It felt weird at first, kind of like your first sip of beer, but the mango peach aroma that wafted up to my nose and the exfoliating pad soon had me in an entoxicating state of shower bliss. Soap in comparison is just like rubbing petroleum based sand paper over your body. This stuff is awesome. I dont know if I will stick with it or not once I buy soap but Im still overwhelmed by the new experience. I never knew it was possible to feel this clean and to smell this nice as well. Im not gay.
posted by Tuckshow at 12:57 PM
5 Comments:
i can't be bothered with the stuff... it's too much work in the shower. i'm a bar kind of girl despite it being hard on the skin etc. i don't even own moisturizer.
does this mean i'm gay?
2:25 PM
Okay this is a tricky one but I processed all the information pertinent to your case and the results don't lie. You are gay.
My gay machine usually analyzes results fairly quickly but it tabulated the moisturizer bit for ten minutes....
10:45 AM
that explains why i change my boyfriends as frequently as my underwear.
12:56 PM
Okay I thought this over for a day, whether or not it was right or just mean but I came to the conclusion that you left yourself to open for this one. A set up such as this one only comes along now and then so Ill have to take advantage of it.
If you changed your underwear more often you might get more boyfriends.
11:34 AM
hee hee...
a set up like that one can't be left open! good work.
7:41 PM
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