What a sweet glorious day
Its great to be alive today especially since today is the last day before I retire. Im pretty pumped, I have it all worked out perfectly. Kate is going to take photos at some function today and our ol' PM Mr. Mulrooney will be there so I schemed it out where she will seduce him and get him in comprimising positions in a hotel room and then take photos and then blackmail the dirty son of a bitch and boom happy retirement drinking margaritas the rest of our lives. Im stocked.
posted by Tuckshow at 10:47 AM
2 Comments:
have you retired from the blog too?
11:15 AM
No I wont retire from the blog, it will be my only outreach into the real world. It, along with copious amounts of booze that will be served to Kate and I by beautiful/handsome people in speedos and bikinis under the sun by my straw hut, will keep me entertained while I am not training my pet monkeys to perform TOMMY which will only make me more millions.
Ahh life is grand.
12:37 PM
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