The pain that wont go away

I think I had two baby heart attack this weekend. It all started last weekend with a little bit of whiskey that led to whiskey heart the next morning. Nothing new there, whiskey heart is not uncomon, at leat a monthly occurence. Then the whiskey heart transmuttated with the help of the hormones in the milk I bought and boom, here I am with heart pains. Throbbing stab of hormonicly regenerated heart pangs all due to whiskey. Then I had two baby heart attacks. I cured myself of the baby heart attacks with Peach Punch juice but its then when I had my guard down and thought I had beaten my heart disease that it struck back with avengance. I had some beer and pizza to watch the football game last night and ZAP 2:30 last night Im woken up with flaming heart cavity disorder. Boy did that suck. I thought hormonicly regenerated heart pangs were bad but at least I could fall asleep with them but FHCD kept me up while the cat attacked my face. Im going to read up about this on the Internet today and probably perform a procedure tonight to cure it.