Now tv can suck even better

If you have always been dissapointed with how mediocrely tv has even been able to suck you will be happy now. I know a lot of people were let down when HDtv didnt suck that much more than normal tv but last night with 3D the full potential of tv sucking came out. Medium had 3D segments that were part of the psychics dreams. There were only about 5 of them each about one minute long. Luckily I still had my Sports Illustrated 3D glasses from the 2000 swim suit edition. During the whole show only twice was it cool. I will admit that the knife flying at my head made me go "wo" but some dream sequences didnt even work at all. So all in all Im happy with the new sucky direction tv is leaning towards. All we need now is for every program to do this so we can all wear stupid cardboard glasses to watch. Kate said that it was probably the coolest I have ever looked while watching tv.

Dont forget to send flowers to the Red Wings hospital today for Jiri Slegger. He almost died last night when his heart stopped on the ice but its okay, they warned him in 2003 that this could happen so its okay if he dies next time because he knows. They stopped the game and postponed it though. Did they do that when Clint Malarchuck had his neck sliced open in Buffalo?