Give er to the liver
Fair enough, I got pretty wasted two nights ago but last night I only had one beer. This morning I woke up and wasnt hungry, was too lazy to make coffee and secretly kept hoping somebody would make/bring me one. Alas, that was an empty dream. So upon wakening I have a wiz, much like any other morning, I take my Avian Flu Protection Pill and play Internet. Two hours later I go pee again. Thats weird I think. More reading and lounging ensues and than at 1:45 I have another pee. Now this is freaking me out. I have not put anything into my body except one vitamin C, I didnt drink last night and I have peed three times. What am I peeing. What wasnt made into pee last night that was made into pee this morning. So now I have started a hunger strike to see what my liver does with this. I will either keep peeing at an exponential rate until I dehydrate myself to death or I will pass out of dehydration and starvation. Either was this looks bad. I dont know how I am going to get out of this one.
posted by Tuckshow at 2:41 PM
4 Comments:
Its plain to see you study arts & not "science"...Your liver does not make pee....The Captain
6:43 PM
Well obviously Captain you have never drank enough to see otherwise. If your kidneys get overloaded with booze they ask their good friend the liver to start processing it as well but since its not as used to this it gets tired more quickly hence "Giver to the liver"
9:46 AM
i think the captain should start an educational blog on body parts and their functions...
if it can be made possible, i'd rather real photos than drawings ;
maybe he could ask kate for some of her mulroney shots.
11:21 AM
For reason you arent really aware of PP it would be gross if Captain had the pictures of Kate and the Mulroons. If you give me 10 drawings though I will make an educational web site and the Captain will provide the educational part.
12:39 PM
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