More and more parties, just stop it please

As history dictates Jesus invented the party but a little known fact is that Jobe invented the Christmas staff party. Only a son of a bitch like him could invent such a cruel and disturbing event. The cheif of sales, whose office is directly adjecent to mine for the last 6 months asked me who I was when I entered the bar. He thought I was in the wrong place. The night started like that and only got more awesome until I won $45 worth of condoms from La Capoterie. It was the worst prize of the night, I was rooting for the all inclusive week in the Dominican Republic but I still told my boss I needed a week off to take advantage of my prize.