Hey Vampires: get over yourselves

Yeah, thats right vampires get over yourselves. You guys really arent that scary. I actually feel sorry for you guys. You are all so lonely and people keep mistaking you for goths. Its just a shitty life if you ask me. You guys cant even fly except like your bosses so really why woud I be afraid of you. Even D&D loosers can get surgery to get their inscissors sharpened so your not really even unique with your fangs anymore. Plus Im sure Bigfoot could tear you a new hole and I bet sharks would just rip you guys appart and with handguns now Im sure I could blow your head off. So really just get over it Vampires, you guys use to be THE shit an now your just shit.

Sidenote to Vampire chicks: Its still hot when you wear leather so dont stop that.