Let the shred races begin

Ahh the glory of a championship shreder. I had my first road race of the season last night, and let me tell you, I detroyed that lady. We met halfway home just up the big hill by Sherbrooke. She was much more prepared than me. She was dressed in full spandex, fancy helmet, bike gloves and a 24 speed road bike. I was in jeans, hoodie and my trusty 5 speed. She had the advantage on the uphills but my street smarts and off roading short cuts gave me the edge and after trading the lead position througout the initial 10 minutes when we finally reached the parc she could not keep up to me as I parted the squirels on the off road and zig-zagged around the strollers and dogs along the parc path. All said and done I left her 300m behind at the Mount-Royal road finnish line. This season is shapping up to be fine one and hopefully more business men and women will taste the deadly wrath of my bike races as they dare challenge me with a silent stare. Shred hard or shred home business people on your fancy bikes with your fancy gear. I dont have a shower in my office so take that.