Shrivled Post '40 brains

I have on several occaision on this location ranted against the eldery. Sometimes justly, othertimes more justly. I have proven myself to be unfair in their evaluation thus far though. They are not merely rude and bitter but they are also insanely dumb. I somehow got myself into an orienteering course this weekend with 9 women over 60 and myself. I should have done some more research, these women would probably have taken a course in dismanteling land mines just to have something to do to fend of the lonesomeness. The course was good, lasted all day but could have lasted 2 hours if these fogies were at all blessed with a brain. They were so stupid, so incredibly, mind blowingly stupid. If you look at a compass it has 360 degrees on it and an arrow with two ends. When we were learning how to back track you just have to go 180 backwards, so you add or subtract 180 from your original bearing OR you look at the opposite end of your arrow. Im serious we spent 15 minutes going over this and still some of them didnt get it. They did not have the brain power to look at the white end of the arrow rather than the red. I am now constructing a chip that I will implant into my head that will self destruct when I become that dumb and thus save the world from more pointless questioning I might have.... Im still blown away by how stupid these people were I dont want to even start with the math ratio part we did with the maps.

Jesus saw his shadow yesterday so I guess that means 7 more weaks of Christianity.