Itsy bitsy teeny weeny Canadian Tire hot bikini

Over the last few weeks when I had a canvas sack shoved over my head I had a lot of time to think. This gave me a lot the occasion to come up with several wonderful, and might I add profitable, ideas. Id like to share some of these ideas with you as long as you assure me you wont steal them. If you will please leave now. Have you left? Good. This is the most relevant one seeing as how bikini time will soon be upon us. The bikini is made up of basically three triangles and a bum. What else is made of triangles you ask? Well the Canadia Tire logo. Get a white bikini, put the logo on both boob parts and on the bottom part and throw Sandy McTire's face on the ass and you have a hit bikini that will take off faster than the Budwiser bikini and the bikini t-shirt combined. Girls love Canadia Tire almost as much as they love Tim Hortons... wait a minute. Another brilliant idea just came to me... Im going to go eat a large box of timbit all by myself.