Tucker Version 2.0.5

The spiders have brought me forth. Out of the darkness they have drawn me with their sickening, secretive, egg laying. This time the critters have burronew into my mouse hand and layed a few eggs that will no doubt make me much more quick at solitaire. Damn bastards. Oh well Im back and more successful than ever, Im not as full of hate, mosty just occupied with tiredness and stress that dont allow me to get angry. Plus if I were to get angry at lets say.. how much we choke at the Olympics as athletes than I would die. So I have just decided to give Olympic observations for awhile:


1. What the hell is going on with doubles luge. Who invented that and why. Singles sure, makes sense, looks fun and isnt gross. Here is a doubles conversation. "No, no Im not gay, no I dont think its gross to spoon my brother in spandex and go real fast down this hill clinging to each other, synching our breathing, our sweat meshing as one. No I just like to go fast and be clinging, it makes me feel manly"
Doubles luge looks stupid as hell.

The new version of Tucker has bugs that must be worked out so please be patient as our technicians reply to your queries in hopes of providing you with the best possible Tucker. Hopefully by next week he will no longer be waking before 8 worrying.