I shall return more powerful than ever

I must take a hiatus from complaining but I will be back and when I come back I will be more powerful than ever. More powerful than Jesus, more powerful than 20 sasquatches beating on the hood of a car, more powerful than one of Oprah's farts (well not that powerful because she feeds on dead babies how else could she attain such power. Oh and Im not going to be more powerful than Oprah because I am not going to eat babies, Im getting a real job and my power will come from good and money rather than the dark power I formerly possed by being angry and cynical. I will retain my cynicims and sarcasm though it will be frought with happyness and fairys and other things that come in tints of aqua blue/green).

Until then keep complaining and do some of my work for me. And keep hating all the injustice in the world including that of old angry people.