Thanks alot everybody....

OH thanks media, thanks for all the attention. I spend 41 days as a hostage kidnapped in Iraq and 41 days later Im released and no coverage, nothing. James Loney and Jill the pill get all the hoopla la. So what if I wasnt over there for peace reasons or on a christian mission to bring freedom and Jesus to the damne?. So what if I was there for selfish reasons, trying to make a profit, looking to score a pistol for my father and a baby for my sister? It still doesnt mean I dont deserve some coverage. Geez, I was in some stinky cave watching Al jazeera for almost two months, getting addicted to mint tea and barley soup, getting black teeth and enjoying to "Joey" re-runs dubbed into Arabaic. I came out hoping for at least a parade if not some small street in my home town named after me but no nothing. I thought at least, if nothing else, I would come back to my blog filled with die hard Tuckshow fans begging to find out where I went. The one thing that kept me going when I was smoking copious amounts of hash with al my Mohameds was that the Tuckshow family would be demanding answers from our goverment and organizing their own covert rescue mission if necessary. But no. So screw you CNN, CBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, PCP, ASN, MSN, BBC, CTV, BET, VLT, FOX and especially you HIV.