Concentrated OJ does not make good moonshine
From the smell of fermenting concentrated orange juice I doubt that it would make good alcohol. Last night while I was getting suited up for a soccer game I had an interesting discovery of an stenchous matter of a mustardy-type-consistency all over my clothes in my gym bag. After further inspection and upon finding an empty juice container I figured out that it was in fact concentrated orange juice that had melted and been squished all over my stuff. Later I figured out that it had been there for two weeks and it reeked. I had to soak all my gear overnight and it still kind of smells. I guess now that I had picked up some oj a few weeks ago and forgotten that in there. Luckily I borrowed a pair of indecent short shorts and just played in my street socks. It did not stop me from scorring but I didnt look cool doing it.
Stats of the day found by Kate (is she trying to motivate me ?)
The average man :
sleeps 141 000 hrs in his life
works 86 000 hrs in his life
tv 82 000 hrs in his life
drives 10 000 hrs in his life
I am not the average man though and I think mine would look more like this considering my six months of unemployment and the continuous days withouht leaving my house.
sleeps 200 000 hrs in my life
works 12 000 hrs in my life
reads 82 000 hrs in my life
internet 82 000 hrs in my life
drives 1 000 hrs in my life
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