Venison

My vernisage is tonight, I've never been apart of one of those before. I have been published and printed before but nothing like this. Its going to be great to stand around and chit chat uncomfortably for hours. If Im lucky I will stand in a corner with Kate for a few hours alone and I will feel uncomfortable so I will drink too much wine and then after too much wine somebody I know who would be good to impress will show up and I will make awkward jokes and not embarass myself but also not help myself and I will go home kind of happy with the night but not really happy because nothing came out of it. Nothing ever comes out of these things. You just waste a hundred bucks getting business cards printed and the only people you give them to are your friends and then when you change phone numbers you just use the extra piles of leftovers as scrap paper.
Yep, its going to be fun.