Just so its clear...

Just so its clear.... my handle bars are going to snap off of my bike soon and I am probably going to wipe out. Oddly enough I left my bike home the other night when we went to see the Supersuckers so it, and I, would be safe and when I got back I realized a fat person had sat on the handle bars and bent one of them quite badly. I do understand where the fat person was coming from though, they saw a bike and yet again became uncontrollably angry because they are not able to ride bikes and then they took their frustrated fury out on my bike. I can only hope that I wipe out soon before I start biking shirtless and in shorts. It would be preferable to wipe out now in jeans and a coat.