Abuse of power

Ben Paker once told Pete that with great power comes great responsibility. Did super man ever use his x-ray vision to peep on girls in the locker room? Did Batman ever cop a feel on a passed out lilly he just saved? Would I ever use my great powers as an art director to secure sexual favors from young nubile photographers? That was the question the other night at the annual student vernisage we went to. Although there is really nothing I can do to help any of those graduating fools its one of the only times where people will fawn over what I do. Luckily nobody knew who I was or I would of had some tough decisions on my hand...

Kudos on them this year for giving out full beers there too. If Im going to go to a show and have hours worth of awkward conversations I want to at least be able to get drunk and I am getting tired of asking for twelve shot glasses worth of wine that barely wet the tongue and the wait staff are always tired of supplying me with twelve shot glasses of wine. This way they only have to see me 5 or 6 times and Im happy.

Sidenote, the boob factor of this years work was down considerably. Only one and it was a daring self-portrait.