More Oprah Hate

Oprah had on a beutician (or in her case a cowtician) the other day who spoke about makeup and during one segment she went in and waxed Oprah's eyebrows. Now I dont envy anyone who has to be that near the face of death but I dont envy seeing that on television either. As the camera zoomed in on Oprah, ever closer to her unporous face you began to notice not a wrinkled blemished her face. Under her eyes were skating rinks of smooth flesh, the corners of her mouth were held taunt as pelts left drying. Her forehead was flatter than... something really flat. Its sick, absolutely repulsive how falsified her face is. Someone who has this much work done should not be allowed to hold audiences. They should not be permitted to speak in public ever. Think of the implications. This woman is giving out advice. This woman whose face is 50% not her own daily doles out sermons to her flock. It makes me want to puke, honestly. It enrages me.

What made me nearly lash out at my tv set though was her critical comment on the media who "always report the next day that I had a face lift every time I get my eyebrows waxed." Can you blame them? There are more plastics on your face than in the FisherPrice factory. You sicken me Oprah, I hope the chemicals in your face seep into your brain and destroy you.