Cens-this

I am going to do my own census

How many shitty Canadian census are there?--1
How many stupid census are there?--1
How messed up is the online census?(0-5, 5 being vey)--5
How accurate is the census?(0-5, 5 being vey)--0
Should we just get fourth graders to fake it? (Yes or No)- Yes
How accurate would that be? (0-5, 5 being vey)--4
How many times did I wipe my ass with the french census this week?--2 (double sided fold out)

I consider myself to pretty computer literate and my computer, while not supersonic, pretty up to date but when the time came last night to do my online census those fuckers kept telling me my system wasnt up to snuff. How is butt fuck joe in back woods Quebec supposed to even attempt an online survey if I cant. Go screw yourself Canadian census. Two people live here, we both make shitty money, were older than we want to be, we have no kids, no car, one cat and hate your damn census.