Wednesday= Rump Day

You know the best thing about my industry? Its being able to go into work at 11 oclock on Wednesday hungover, tired, and grumpy and still getting there before the boss and half the other staff who come in more hungover than you, more tired than you and quite a bit grumpier. The worst thing about my industry is the lack of good free coffee. Dont they know what motivates people like us? A free cup of gourmet coffee that would cost the company about $0.35 would improve production by at least 15%.

You know the worst thing about girls? Its that when they are drunk they cant talk anymore, they can only yell. Why is that? I guess its because they arent as good as sports as us.