What a difference 10 years make

Last night while doing my weekly Sunday TV analysis I briefly stopped into Wysteria lane to see what the slummy mummies were up to. The crazy red head from Melrose place was throwing a party for her kids 17th birthday. She seems hardcore annal and so she had the whole thing all planned out and her kid freaked, thinking it was mondo lame and left home. The thing is that sure, ten years ago that probably would be shitty but if I were to throw that party now it would be awesome. Just think if you showed up to a kegger and there were heaps of balloons forming a 10 foot #27 and there was a "hip" juggler who only performed to the Beatles. This is pretty wicked but couple this with the fahita bar the mother got and man, you got a wicked party. I only dream of parties like that now. Are you reading this mom, next party you throw for me break it down Wysteria Way....