Maybe a problem but Im awake anyways...

We might have a situation at our house. Recently we decided to do our part to eliminate our guilt of not doing anything by starting to compost because surely, that will save the planet. Anyways, its been going well and I have committed to it fully in that when I remember, I put my organics in. However, today while putting the old coffee grounds in I noticed something alarming. Over 90% of our compost is coffee. Either we are drinking was too much coffee or we are afraid of fruits and vegies and since I have cut back on the coffee intake to ward off the stomach fires it must be the later. When I think back on it other than the daily apple at work I average about 3 servings of vegetables a week. Its amazing to think that I can mantain such a kiler physique on my diet. Im seriously ripped.

Speaking of coffee, in desperation I have started using the coffee machine at work. This is not something to take lightly, the machine is a beheemoth similar to the computer that Astroboy used to check in with daily. It rumbles as louder than an appachee warrior's war cry when you make a brew and plus you have to run it twice just to get one regulation mug and the whole process takes five minutes. Its in the lunch room, regardless I can hear the beast preparing to poison someone all the way from my office. You would think a company that grosses millions annually could invest in a brew machine that wasnt made in cold war Poland.