As the viceroy gallantly swung his penis forth....

Somehow, someway Joni Mitchel knew of what she spoke. They came in the night, took away the Austin Mini dealership and put up a Matres store. How does this happen without me noticing? I mean it must take a few days, it cant really be overnight. But boom, one day its a space designated to profer and distribute miniature british vehicles and the next its luring in the masses on promisses of a better sleep.

If both of those commoditiies still lie outside the realm of your pocketbook then the 10 bucks it would cost you to pick up a copy of Raymond Carver's short story collection Where Im Calling From is definitely worth it. He is a great short story writer. Just dont expect to look at your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband the same way after parusing his pages.