Office revenge on the rich

Hey guess what all you office hobos condemned to your office cubicles and alisten up all you rcich people. Its thursday, Imstitting in my office, drinking coffee (bad but free) and all I h ave to do today is make two phone calls, do a 10 minute invoice and boom I m free to read the latest release by of graphic novels by Drawn and Quareterly that isnt even in stores yet and then Ill read my free design magazine that was sent to me and then Ill read the other newspaper s and then Ill check up on on the news on the Internet so screw you rich people, your not the only ones who have it cushy.